Before you date a divorced man, ask these four questions: This seems like an obvious first question.

Did Melania ever allow herself to break wind, smell a tad sweaty by 7pm or have silver regrowth in her hair? I’ll never know any of this, but I’ll wager that living 204 miles away from her husband, the self-appointed Poo Police, probably felt rather liberating.

Sometimes, though, these intense emotions can lead one spouse to try and physically harm or otherwise abuse the other spouse.

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